Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
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Business

Nothing improves a joke more than telling it to your employees.

Business

He who laughs last at the boss’s jokes probably isn’t very far from retirement.

Work

A volunteer is as good as ten pressed men.

Work

If it were not for meetings, we would never get anything done.

Men and Women

God created women to please the eye and trouble the mind.

Men and Women

God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

Men and Women

If women knew what we were thinking, they’d never stop slapping us.

Men and Women

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Men and Women

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Men and Women

Women have their faults. Men have only two: Everything they say and everything they do.

Men and Women

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn’t want.

Men and Women

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, the way to a woman’s heart is through his wallet.

Honesty

Clever liars give details, but the cleverest don’t.

Time

If you’re not five minutes early, you’re ten minutes late.

Funny

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like an orange.

Time

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

Time

Time wastes us, our bodies and our wits,
We waste Time, so Time and we are quits.

Time

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Two days to forget.

MotivationSuccess and Failure

He who never fell never climbed.

Success and Failure

Success is more attitude then aptitude.

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