He who has lost freedom has nothing left to lose.
Donít let your studies interfere with your education.
Be patient with those who are learning, for the more patient you are the more they will learn.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Itís hard to make a comeback when you havenít been anywhere.
About the only thing a nickel is good for nowadays is to make change for a quarter.
Accept that some days youíre the pigeon, and some days youíre the statue.
Bridge: next to hockey, the most dangerous shin-bruising game in America.
Does a kangaroo get irritated when its baby eats his crackers in bed?
Every family has a choice of keeping up with the neighbors or the creditors.
Every wife ought to know her husbandís favorite dish and which restaurant serves it.
Good news is just lifeís way of keeping you off balance.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
I think some people are just better at being people than other people are.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
Kangaroo: natureís initial effort to produce a cheerleader.
Metallurgy: the study of how to keep people from being allergic to metals.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isnít there the first time you need him, chances are you wonít be needing him again.
No one need be ashamed of plain dinners if given with a hearty welcome.