Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
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The repository contains 344 quotes from Unknown.
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Intelligence

Smart is believing half of what you hear, brilliant is knowing which half to believe.

Knowledge

If you canít explain it simply, than you donít know it well enough.

Intelligence

He appears to have been educated beyond his intelligence.

Politics and Government

Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasnít there. He wasnít there again today; I think heís from the CIA.

Statistics

Over 48.7% of all statistics are useless.

People

If it werenít for smartasses, what would keep a dumbass busy?

HonestySuccess and Failure

The key to success is sincerity, and if you can fake that you can do anything.

Funny

To err is human; to pass air is also human.

Decision

I used to be indecisive; now Iím not sure.

Miscellaneous

The hurrier I go the behinder I get.

Computers

In an Internet without doors or walls, who needs Windows or Gates?

Miscellaneous

Iím as confused as a baby at a topless bar.

Time

It could be worse; it could be Monday all week.

Memory

I hate memory. It never lets me forget what I want to.

Time

Donít worry about the world coming to an end today. Itís already tomorrow in Australia.

Friendship

A true friend knows youíre a good egg even if youíre slightly cracked.

Friendship

A good friend is someone who tells you something about themselves that no one else knows. A best friend is someone who tells you something about themselves that they didnít even know.

Friendship

A friend is someone who know the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Friendship

A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Friendship

Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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