There are two times when a man doesnít understand a woman before marriage and after marriage.
Any married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.
Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.
The man who says his wife canít take a joke forgets that she took him.
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
The one who loves least controls the relationship.
Women look forward to old fashioned wedding days; men look forward to old fashioned wedding nights.
Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.
Life is a swirling eddy of despair in an ever blackening universe.
The sin is not falling down, but staying down.
The way the world looks depends on how youíre sitting.
Never take life too seriously; after all, no one gets out of it alive.
May you have just enough clouds in your life to be left with a beautiful sunset.
The only things you live to regret are the risks you didnít take.
If you donít know where you are going, you may end up someplace else.
Life is a daring adventure, or it is nothing.
I donít know what I want, and I wonít be happy until I get it.
Life will teach you the lessons, it is up to you to learn them.
It is not the pace of life that scares me, it is the sudden stop at the end.
People avoid change until the pain of remaining the same is greater than the pain of changing.