Every cub has its motherís teeth to protect it.
Sometimes you have to change more than your mind.
Thoughts unexpressed sometimes fall back dead, but even God himself canít kill him when they are said.
Two can live as cheap as one, but it costs twice as much.
Why does the Christmas season always come when the stores are at their busiest?
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
Itís called ďcold cashĒ because itís never in your pockets long enough to get warm.
Too many of us are spending money we havenít earned to buy things we donít need to impress people we donít like.
In the old days a comedian took a dirty joke and cleaned it up for radio. Today he hears a clean joke and dirties it up for television.
Luck is the residue of design.
If it wasnít for bad luck, I wouldnít have any luck at all.
A person you love isnít someone you can live with. Itís someone you canít live without.
Love is not finding the perfect person, but finding the imperfect person perfect.
A dream is a wish your heart makes when your head is fast asleep.
It turns out that itís not where we are but who weíre with that really matters.
Marriage is a three-ring circus. First thereís the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffer-ring.
Love at first sight is often cured by a second look.
Love is like war: easy to begin, hard to end.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnít. A man marries a woman expecting that she wonít change and she does.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.