Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Tim Allen.
BornTimothy Allen Dick
June 13, 1953
Denver, Colorado
Actor and comedian. Best known for his TV series "Home Improvement" and stand-up routines featuring discussions of manliness and construction.

The repository contains two quotes from Tim Allen.

Men and Women

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.


Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you’re tired and most of your balls are missing.