Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Robert Benchley
Robert Benchley
Robert Benchley.
BornSeptember 15, 1889
Worcester, Massachusetts
DiedNovember 21, 1945
New York, New York
American actor, humorist, writer, and drama critic. Managing editor of Vanity Fair.

The repository contains five quotes from Robert Benchley.

Work

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment

Silence

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Pets

Every boy should have a dog, for a dog teaches a boy three valuable traits: fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

Food and Drink

The only real cure for a hangover is death.

Quotations

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.