|Born||September 15, 1889|
|Died||November 21, 1945|
New York, New York
The repository contains five quotes from Robert Benchley.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Every boy should have a dog, for a dog teaches a boy three valuable traits: fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
The only real cure for a hangover is death.
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.