Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Ogden Nash
Frederic Nash
Ogden Nash.
BornAugust 19, 1902
Rye, New York
DiedMay 19, 1971
Baltimore, Maryland
Poet best known for his light verse, witty humor, and wordplay.

The repository contains four quotes from Ogden Nash.

Growing Old

Senesence begins and middle age ends the day your descendants outnumber your friends.

Work

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

Pets

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Marriage

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.