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MAD Magazine
MAD Magazine
MAD Magazine.
Born1952-
American humor magazine famous for its parodies of movies and television shows, satires of politics and pop-culture, and for its gap-toothed mascot Alfred E. Neuman. Founded by William M. Gaines and Howard Kurtzman in 1952 as a comic book entitled "Tales Calculated to Drive You Mad."

The repository contains 53 quotes from MAD Magazine.
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People

The reason most people talk to themselves is because theyíre often the only ones who will listen.

Justice

All lawyers are cut from the same cloth: fleece.

Mistakes

If we really learned from our past mistakes, most of us would never get out of bed in the morning.

Miscellaneous

Many a good egg ends up getting beaten.

Marriage

Most wives are like ventriloquists: they stand there nodding while the dummy does all the talking.

ExperienceMistakes

Experience is what makes you pause briefly before going ahead and making the same mistake.

Money

A shepherd with no flock falls asleep counting creditors.

FunnyPeople

If you lend someone an ear, donít expect to be repaid with interest.

Work

Most bosses never lift a finger at work, unless itís to point out something you did wrong.

Motivation

Plenty of people believe in energy conservation - mainly their own.

Conflict

Starting a war in the name of peace is like poking a hole in a balloon to get more air into it.

Family

Family reunions are when relatives gather from all over to be reminded why they scattered in the first place.

Work

Most people still believe in a hard dayís work, but they also believe it should be spread out over the course of a week or two.

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