
MAD Magazine
Born | 1952- |
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The repository contains 53 quotes from MAD Magazine.
Showing quotes 41 through 53 from MAD Magazine. Page 1 2 3.
The reason most people talk to themselves is because they’re often the only ones who will listen.
All lawyers are cut from the same cloth: fleece.
If we really learned from our past mistakes, most of us would never get out of bed in the morning.
Many a good egg ends up getting beaten.
Most wives are like ventriloquists: they stand there nodding while the dummy does all the talking.
Experience is what makes you pause briefly before going ahead and making the same mistake.
A shepherd with no flock falls asleep counting creditors.
If you lend someone an ear, don’t expect to be repaid with interest.
Most bosses never lift a finger at work, unless it’s to point out something you did wrong.
Plenty of people believe in energy conservation - mainly their own.
Starting a war in the name of peace is like poking a hole in a balloon to get more air into it.
Family reunions are when relatives gather from all over to be reminded why they scattered in the first place.
Most people still believe in a hard day’s work, but they also believe it should be spread out over the course of a week or two.