|Born||October 23, 1925|
|Died||January 23, 2005|
Los Angeles, California
The repository contains five quotes from Johnny Carson.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.