Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Johnny Carson
John Carson
Johnny Carson.
BornOctober 23, 1925
Corning, Iowa
DiedJanuary 23, 2005
Los Angeles, California
American television personality. Longest-running host of the NBC franchise "The Tonight Show" from 1962 to 1992.

The repository contains five quotes from Johnny Carson.

Marriage

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

EducationEntertainment

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

DeathFunny

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

People

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Holidays

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.