
George Burns
Born | Nathan Birnbaum January 20, 1896 New York, New York |
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Died | March 9, 1996 Beverly Hills, California |
The repository contains five quotes from George Burns.
By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don’t wear anything else on it -- like lunch or dinner.
Happiness • Success and Failure
I’d rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.