January 20, 1896
New York, New York
|Died||March 9, 1996|
Beverly Hills, California
The repository contains five quotes from George Burns.
By the time youíre eighty years old youíve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, donít wear anything else on it -- like lunch or dinner.
Iíd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.