|Born||July 24, 1947|
Fort Bragg, North Carolina
The repository contains four quotes from Gallagher.
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. Thereís a knob called ďbrightness,Ē but it doesnít work.
I found out why God made babies cute. Itís so you donít kill them.
I donít know why they say ďyou have a baby.Ē The baby has you.
If you water it and it dies, itís a plant. If you pull it out and it grows back, itís a weed.