Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Gallagher
Leo Gallagher
Gallagher.
BornJuly 24, 1947
Fort Bragg, North Carolina
Comedian. Best known for smashing watermelons over audience members with the Sledge-O-Matic.

The repository contains four quotes from Gallagher.

EntertainmentIntelligence

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob called “brightness,” but it doesn’t work.

Parenting

I found out why God made babies cute. It’s so you don’t kill them.

Parenting

I don’t know why they say “you have a baby.” The baby has you.

Funny

If you water it and it dies, it’s a plant. If you pull it out and it grows back, it’s a weed.