|Born||July 24, 1947|
Fort Bragg, North Carolina
The repository contains four quotes from Gallagher.
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob called “brightness,” but it doesn’t work.
I found out why God made babies cute. It’s so you don’t kill them.
I don’t know why they say “you have a baby.” The baby has you.
If you water it and it dies, it’s a plant. If you pull it out and it grows back, it’s a weed.