Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Franklin P. Jones.
Born1853
Died1935
American humorist.

The repository contains four quotes from Franklin P. Jones.

Experience

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Sports

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize youíre not in shape for it, itís too far to walk back.

Pets

Anybody who doesnít know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

Conflict

Nothing produces such odd results as trying to get even.