Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck.

Born	February 21, 1927 Dayton, Ohio
Died	April 22, 1996 San Francisco, California

Humorist whose witticisms arose from her role as a bored housewife. Author of "If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?" and "The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank."

The repository contains two quotes from Erma Bombeck.

Men and Women • Sports

If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.

Doctors and Health • Words of Wisdom

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.