Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck.
| Born | February 21, 1927 Dayton, Ohio |
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| Died | April 22, 1996 San Francisco, California |
Humorist whose witticisms arose from her role as a bored housewife. Author of "If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?" and "The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank."
The repository contains two quotes from Erma Bombeck.
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.
Doctors and Health • Words of Wisdom
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
