Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck.
BornFebruary 21, 1927
Dayton, Ohio
DiedApril 22, 1996
San Francisco, California
Humorist whose witticisms arose from her role as a bored housewife. Author of "If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?" and "The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank."

The repository contains two quotes from Erma Bombeck.

Men and WomenSports

If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.

Doctors and HealthWords of Wisdom

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.