Downers Grove, Illinois
The repository contains five quotes from Emo Phillips.
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in His wisdom, didnít work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.
To a woman who asked if she had seen him on television:
I donít know. You canít see out the other way.
My mom said when I was born they threw away the mold. Some of it grew back.
Some mornings itís just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.