|Born||January 14, 1919|
Albany, New York
|Died||November 4, 2011|
New York, New York
The repository contains six quotes from Andy Rooney.
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesnít that seem like cheating?
When asked by defense attorney Kerry Lawrence how he found defendant Alan Walker's home address:
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
I didnít get old on purpose, it just happened. If youíre lucky, it could happen to you.