The repository contains nine quotes from “The Simpsons”.
If you go back in time, don’t step on anything.
People die all the time. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow!
If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!
The sooner kids talk, the sooner kids talk back.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
After all, God works for us. Our prayers pay His salary.