Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
“The Simpsons”
Simpsons, The
“The Simpsons”.
Born1989-
Matt Groening,Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria,

The repository contains nine quotes from “The Simpsons”.

Funny

If you go back in time, don’t step on anything.

Death

People die all the time. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow!

Work

If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.

Food and DrinkMen and Women

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!

Parenting

The sooner kids talk, the sooner kids talk back.

Success and Failure

Trying is the first step toward failure.

DeathFunnyIntelligence

If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?

People

Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.

Religion

After all, God works for us. Our prayers pay His salary.