Anybody who thinks a joke about a plumber is funny hasn’t had a faucet replaced lately.
A volunteer is as good as ten pressed men.
If it were not for meetings, we would never get anything done.
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.
1878 — 1968
Only lords and fools criticize a job half-finished.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.