There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group, there’s less competition.
1917 — 1984
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.
1844 — 1924
Everything is possible within the imagination, nothing is probable without perspiration.
Today, too many workers spend their time trying to make their weekends meet.
Most people don’t mind a hard day’s work, just as long as they’re not in that day.
Most bosses never lift a finger at work, unless it’s to point out something you did wrong.
Most people still believe in a hard day’s work, but they also believe it should be spread out over the course of a week or two.
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment
1889 — 1945
There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.
1911 — 1980
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
1902 — 1971
When I work I relax; doing nothing or entertaining visitors makes me tired.
1881 — 1973
If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
Labor and abstinence are two of the best physicians in the world.
1634 — 1703
It’s only work if somebody makes you do it.
Why should I have to work for everything? It’s like saying I don’t deserve it!
A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them fortune.
1787 — 1863
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
He that laboreth, laboreth for himself, for his mouth craveth it of him.
You can tell a man’s character by what he turns up when offered a job, his nose or his sleeves.