Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.
1896 — 1996
Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time.
1905 — 1997
A little caution outflanks a large cavalry.
Chancellor Otto von Bismarck
1815 — 1898
Never pass up the opportunity to have sex or be on television.
1925 — 2012
Have the courage to have your wisdom regarded as stupidity.
Justice Antonin Scalia
Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.
Alexander Graham Bell
1847 — 1922
The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today’s work superbly well.
Sir William Osler
1849 — 1919
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields
1880 — 1946
Conquer yourself and the world lies at your feet.
354 — 430 A.D.
If you can’t dazzle them with dexterity, baffle them with bull.
P. T. Barnum
1810 — 1891
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
1927 — 1996
Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.
Always leave them laughing when you say goodbye.
George M. Cohan
1878 — 1942
Decide who you must be, then do what you must do.
55? — 135?
Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.
1878 — 1967
Start by doing what is necessary, then what is possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
1182 — 1226
There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group, there’s less competition.
1917 — 1984
Be who you are and say what you feel‘cause people who mind don’t matter, and people who matter don’t mind.
1904 — 1991
Look not back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around you in awareness.
Act so that your principle of action might safely be made a law for the whole world.
1724 — 1804