Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Religion.

The repository contains 64 quotes in the category “Religion.”
Showing quotes 41 through 60 in the category “Religion.” Page 1 2 3 4.

Often when I pray I wonder if I am not posting letters to a non-existent address.

C. S. Lewis
1898 — 1963

The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church.

Ferdinand Magellan
1480 — 1521

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.

Blaise Pascal
1623 — 1662

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Laurence Peter
1919 — 1990

When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in His wisdom, didn’t work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.

Emo Phillips

After all, God works for us. Our prayers pay His salary.

“The Simpsons”

Giving his reasons for refusing to see a priest as he lay dying.:

I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

1450 — 1523

A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.


A cult is a religion with no political power.

Thomas Wolfe
1900 — 1938

I considered atheism but there weren’t enough holidays.

Henny Youngman
1906 — 1998

A lifetime is only one day in heaven...or in hell.


Some believe in the stars, I believe in the one who made them.


On the eighth day, man created God.


An athiest is a person who has no invisible means of support.


The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.

Sir Richard Francis Burton
1821 — 1890

All so-called revealed religions consist mainly of three portions, a cosmogony more or less mythical, a history more or less falsified, and a moral code more or less pure.

Sir Richard Francis Burton
1821 — 1890

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.

Emily Dickinson
1830 — 1886

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.

104? B.C. — 1065

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible.

St. Thomas Aquinas
1227? — 1274

To stand on one leg and prove God’s existence is a very different thing from going down on one’s knees and thanking him.

Søren Kierkegaard
1813 — 1855

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