Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Religion.

The repository contains 64 quotes in the category “Religion.”
Showing quotes 21 through 40 in the category “Religion.” Page 1 2 3 4.

If there is no God then who has placed a pox on me and mocks me every day?

Dan Castellaneta
1958 —     

If I had been present at Creation, I would have given some useful hints.

King Alfonso X
1221 — 1284

God, give me chastity and continence, but not just now.

St. Augustine
354 — 430 A.D.

Man serves God or god, but never both.

Reggie Barlow
1973 —     

If a man cannot be a Christian in the place where he is, he cannot be a Christian anywhere.

Henry Ward Beecher
1813 — 1887

Prisons are built with stones of law, brothels with bricks of religion.

William Blake
1757 — 1827

Some of God’s greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.

Garth Brooks
1962 —     

If God made the body, and the body is dirty, then the fault lies with the manfacturer.

Lenny Bruce
1925 — 1966

Thank God I’m an atheist.

Luis Buñuel
1900 — 1983

Faith is believing in what you know isn’t true.

Sir Arthur C. Clarke
1917 — 2008

A faith that cannot survive collision with the truth is not worth many regrets.

Sir Arthur C. Clarke
1917 — 2008

You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you.

Fight Club

All religions must be tolerated ... every man must go to heaven in his own way.

King Frederick II
1712 — 1786

Religion is the best armor in the world, but the worst cloak.

Thomas Fuller
1654 — 1734

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use.

1564 — 1642

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking.

Khalil Gibran
1883 — 1931

Sermon: An inspired message directed mainly at those who are not in attendance.

Johnny Hart
1931 — 2007

His last words:

God will pardon me; that’s his line of work.

Heinrich Heine
1797 — 1856

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, “Why, God? Why me?” and the thundering voice of God answered, “There’s just something about you that pisses me off.”

Stephen King
1947 —     

Man’s best friend is his dogma.

Dr. Timothy Leary
1920 — 1996

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