Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Money.

The repository contains 88 quotes in the category “Money.”
Showing quotes 41 through 60 in the category “Money.” Page 1 2 3 4 5.

There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little, and it’s always somebody else.

Cullen Hightower

When you die, some people might be happy and some people might be sad. But one thing is for sure; someone will still have to pay taxes for your funeral.


If you want to make money, go where the money is.


Who filed a $2.2 trillion lawsuit against fax.com for sending unsolicited fax advertisements:

I’d be very happy if we just got $100 billion.

Steve Kirsch

We should manage our fortunes as we do our health: enjoy it when it is good, be patient when it is bad, and never apply violent remedies except in an extreme necessity.

Duke François de La Rochefoucauld
1613 — 1680

Liberty produces wealth and wealth destroys liberty.

Henry Demarest Lloyd
1847 — 1903

I hate money, but it soothes my nerves.


The dollar will never fall as low as what some people will do to get it.

MAD Magazine

If banks are so good with numbers, why are there always eight windows and three tellers?

MAD Magazine

It’s a good idea to save your money. One day it might be worth something again.

MAD Magazine

Telephone psychics are better at making fortunes than at reading them.

MAD Magazine

A shepherd with no flock falls asleep counting creditors.

MAD Magazine

Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.


If you can’t be happy with eleven million dollars, something’s wrong with you.

Mark McGwire
1963 —     

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Jackie Mason
1931 —     

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

Christopher Morley
1890 — 1957

The golden rule of reading a menu is, “If you can’t pronounce it, you can’t afford it.”

Frank Muir
1894 — 1998

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Aristotle Onassis
1906 — 1975

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Dorothy Parker
1893 — 1967

Anyone who thinks there’s safety in numbers hasn’t looked at the stock market pages.

Irene Peter

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