There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little, and it’s always somebody else.
When you die, some people might be happy and some people might be sad. But one thing is for sure; someone will still have to pay taxes for your funeral.
If you want to make money, go where the money is.
Who filed a $2.2 trillion lawsuit against fax.com for sending unsolicited fax advertisements:
I’d be very happy if we just got $100 billion.
We should manage our fortunes as we do our health: enjoy it when it is good, be patient when it is bad, and never apply violent remedies except in an extreme necessity.
Duke François de La Rochefoucauld
1613 — 1680
Liberty produces wealth and wealth destroys liberty.
Henry Demarest Lloyd
1847 — 1903
I hate money, but it soothes my nerves.
The dollar will never fall as low as what some people will do to get it.
If banks are so good with numbers, why are there always eight windows and three tellers?
It’s a good idea to save your money. One day it might be worth something again.
Telephone psychics are better at making fortunes than at reading them.
A shepherd with no flock falls asleep counting creditors.
Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
If you can’t be happy with eleven million dollars, something’s wrong with you.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.
1890 — 1957
The golden rule of reading a menu is, “If you can’t pronounce it, you can’t afford it.”
1894 — 1998
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
1906 — 1975
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
1893 — 1967
Anyone who thinks there’s safety in numbers hasn’t looked at the stock market pages.