Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Men and Women.

The repository contains 90 quotes in the category “Men and Women.”
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Unknown

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Unknown

When I die, I wish to comeback as one of her tears. What man would be so lucky as to have been conceived in her heart, born in her eyes, live on her cheeks, and die at her lips.

Unknown

There are two different theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Unknown

The man who claims to be the boss in his own home will lie about other things as well.

Amish Proverb

Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old; it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother.

Dame Agatha Christie
1890 — 1976

A successful man is one who makes more money than a wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner
1921 — 1995

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn’t is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

Lana Turner
1921 — 1995

Every woman would rather be beautiful than good.

German Proverb

Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink beer.

“Married... with Children”

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