The repository contains 90 quotes in the category “Men and Women.”
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Using a complex, sophisticated technique to get a man excited is like preparing a gourmet French meal for a Labrador retriever.
Dave Barry
1947 —
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
George Best
1946 — 2005
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck
1927 — 1996
There is a tide in the affairs of women which, when taken at the flood, leads God knows where.
Lord Byron
1788 — 1824
Many women are poor cooks only because their native greatness has been beaten down by ingratitude.
Rev. Robert Farrar Capon
1925 — 2013
Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones, you must keep them wet.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
1772 — 1834
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
1772 — 1834
Listless: what men become when their wives don’t give them a list.
Johnny Hart
1931 — 2007
Love lessens a woman’s delicacy and increases a man’s.
Jean de La Bruyère
1645 — 1696
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr
1913 — 2000
The problem with women is that they get all worked up over absolutely nothing, and then they marry him.
Cher
1946 —
One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women.
John McGraw
1873 — 1934
Any guy can give you the key to his bedroom, but a real man gives you the key to his heart.
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis
1906 — 1975
The best for a man and the best for a woman is not the same.
José Ortega y Gasset
1883 — 1955
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Dorothy Parker
1893 — 1967
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end-to-end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.
Dorothy Parker
1893 — 1967
Woman accepted cooking as a chore, man has made of it a recreation.
Emily Post
1872 — 1960
A woman is like a tea bag: She does not know how strong she is until she is in hot water.
Nancy Reagan
1921 — 2016
I don’t get all the women that I want, I get all the women that want me.
David Lee Roth
1954 —
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