Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Men and Women.

The repository contains 90 quotes in the category “Men and Women.”
Showing quotes 41 through 60 in the category “Men and Women.” Page 1 2 3 4 5.

Using a complex, sophisticated technique to get a man excited is like preparing a gourmet French meal for a Labrador retriever.

Dave Barry
1947 —     

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

George Best
1946 — 2005

If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.

Erma Bombeck
1927 — 1996

There is a tide in the affairs of women which, when taken at the flood, leads God knows where.

Lord Byron
1788 — 1824

Many women are poor cooks only because their native greatness has been beaten down by ingratitude.

Rev. Robert Farrar Capon
1925 — 2013

Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones, you must keep them wet.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge
1772 — 1834

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge
1772 — 1834

Listless: what men become when their wives don’t give them a list.

Johnny Hart
1931 — 2007

Love lessens a woman’s delicacy and increases a man’s.

Jean de La Bruyère
1645 — 1696

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Hedy Lamarr
1913 — 2000

The problem with women is that they get all worked up over absolutely nothing, and then they marry him.

1946 —     

One percent of ballplayers are leaders of men. The other ninety-nine percent are followers of women.

John McGraw
1873 — 1934

Any guy can give you the key to his bedroom, but a real man gives you the key to his heart.

Leslie McKey

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Aristotle Onassis
1906 — 1975

The best for a man and the best for a woman is not the same.

José Ortega y Gasset
1883 — 1955

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Dorothy Parker
1893 — 1967

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end-to-end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.

Dorothy Parker
1893 — 1967

Woman accepted cooking as a chore, man has made of it a recreation.

Emily Post
1872 — 1960

A woman is like a tea bag: She does not know how strong she is until she is in hot water.

Nancy Reagan
1921 — 2016

I don’t get all the women that I want, I get all the women that want me.

David Lee Roth
1954 —     

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