Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Men and Women.

The repository contains 90 quotes in the category “Men and Women.”
Showing quotes 21 through 40 in the category “Men and Women.” Page 1 2 3 4 5.

When a woman says she won’t, it is a good sign that she will. And when she says she will it is an even better sign.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

No matter how much a woman loved a man, it would still give her a glow to see him commit suicide for her.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

Jealousy is the theory that some other fellow has just as little taste.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

Temptation is the woman’s weapon and the man’s excuse.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

No man is ever too old to look at a woman, and no woman is ever too fat to hope that he will look.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn’t they’d be married too.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

I’d kiss you good night, but I just washed my hair.

Mae West
1893 — 1980

Here’s to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.

Ambrose Bierce
1842 — 1914?

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Alexandre Dumas
1802 — 1870

Macho does not prove mucho.

Zsa Zsa Gabor
1917 —     

When asked how many husbands she has had:

You mean, other than my own?

Zsa Zsa Gabor
1917 —     

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.

Zsa Zsa Gabor
1917 —     

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.

W. C. Fields
1880 — 1946

The female of the species is much deadlier than the male.

Rudyard Kipling
1865 — 1936

Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

Virginia Woolf
1882 — 1941

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

Tim Allen
1953 —     

Commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair:

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Robin Williams
1952 — 2014

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.

Honoré de Balzac
1799 — 1850

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there are men on base.

Dave Barry
1947 —     

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