Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Men and Women.

The repository contains 90 quotes in the category “Men and Women.”
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Wine is like women. It tempts you; it comforts you; it confuses you and can even turn on you when you least expect it. It can be your friend one day and your enemy the next.

Alton Brown
1962 —     

A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dream world.

Robert Heinlein
1907 — 1988

Women and cats do what they do; there is nothing a man can do about it.

Robert Heinlein
1907 — 1988

One woman is fair, yet I am well; another is wise, yet I am well; another virtuous, yet I am well; but till all graces be in one woman, one woman shall not come in my grace.

William Shakespeare
1564 — 1616

Much Ado About Nothing

Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price.

Benjamin Franklin
1706 — 1790

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

George Bernard Shaw
1856 — 1950

Any man who can see through a woman is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx
1890 — 1977

A bad man is the sort of man who admires innocence, and a bad woman is the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.

Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900

America reminds me of one of Edgar Allan Poe’s exquisite poems, because it is full of belles.

Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900

Every woman is a rebel, and usually in violent revolt against herself.

Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900

Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900

Women give to men the very gold of their lives, but they invariably want it back in small change.

Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900

Men always want to be a woman’s first love; women like to be a man’s last romance.

Oscar Wilde
1854 — 1900

A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should either be nude or wearing something as expensive as getting her nude is going to be.

P. J. O’Rourke
1947 —     

I’ll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They’re too much fun.

Babe Ruth
1895 — 1948

I love the women’s movement -- especially when walking behind it.

Rush Limbaugh
1951 —     

Woman was God’s second blunder.

Friedrich Nietzsche
1844 — 1900

When women kiss it always reminds one of prizefighters shaking hands.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

H. L. Mencken
1880 — 1956

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