Jim's Favorite Famous Quote, Quip, Axiom, and Maxim Repository
Category: Funny.

The repository contains 104 quotes in the category “Funny.”
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It’s a beautiful day. I feel sorry for all the people who died early this morning; they missed the whole day.

David Tyree

Fun and failure both start out the same way.

“Arrested Development”

They’re lawyers. That’s Latin for liars!

“Arrested Development”

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom.

Nick Faldo

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